Bit messy and the dye from Cherries can be really difficult to remove from the genetal areas, it was even tougher explaining to my mum why my boxers looked like a scene from Texas Chainsaw Massacre!!

Chocolate mousse would be even harder to explain!!!!

What's this Carry on Southstander

You're a bunch of boring A holes who's lives must be pointless enough to afford you to spend so much time on here...only my opinion

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatron!!!!

You're entitled to it.

I didn't know the libraries were still open at this time of night ?

no, but the porn on this new iPhone takes forever to download

Surely you only need a couple of minutes of film?

It'll ruin your eyesight, especially on such a small screen.

However I will find a quiet corner by the history section when I have downloaded 'fresh men'

ive come home from a top evening to find this thread has grown to this


brilliant

Am I the only person on this forum who doesn’t own a mobile phone?

Probably.

Try explaining why the jar now has white chocolate in it.