Superb that one matey!

Brilliant.

It's ok. Could do with rounding off with a 4th verse. Something like...

Tony Smith was magic, he wore a magic hat.
And when he left the Rhinos, he said "Here Brian, have that!"

Theeeeeeeeeeen, Brian McClennan was magic, cos he had Tony's hat.
And when he saw the back-to-back he said I'm having that.

Theeeeeeeeeeen, Tony moved to Warrin'ton, and took his hat back too.
We're left with Brian McDermott, who doesn't have a clue.

Noooooooowww, we know what you're thinking, "the hat is just a myth".
But look at Brian McDermott, compared to Tony Smith!


Works better if it's rounded off back Tony Smith. More a complete song. Perhaps I'm over thinking it.

No more coffee and sugary boosty foods for RR.

Please.

You wanna count yourself lucky I'm on decaff today mate. I had a 10 verse version all ready to go.

4 - Lollipop ladies that stand at pelican crossings

5 - Lollipop ladies, full stop. The world is already over-populated, nothing wrong with a few child mortalities due to road traffic accidents thinning out the numbers a little.

I pass 4 on my way to college. I feel like getting out and asking, why?
Oh and one that stands where the traffic is garunteed to be crawling at school time!

Thankfully the majority are only volunteers.

I suppose the word 'light' will never be understood by a fatty.

a) Volunteer or not, they're not helping. Surely the child needs to learn that you press the button, wait for the green man before still looking both ways, and carefully crossing the road.

and b) How much does a Pelican Crossing cost, and what was the point in paying to have one put there if there's somebody perfectly willing to stand there doing the job for the cost of a coat and a stick.

There's your new username right there....