I was thinking the last time I heard the 'oh, Danny McGuire' chant that 'Jamie Jones-Buchanan' to the same 'ditty' actually fits better. But I guess that would undermine the 'name's too long, only got one song' chant that is never sung!

Some funny comments on this thread - am enjoying it!

It's getting a bit deep though!

What on earth are you lot on uboat?

That's the enigma

Well I can't fathom it!

Still cant believe we ran with "The Monkee's" theme for Mitch Achurch.

I always reckoned the "Uptown Girl" version was a potential winner....

You'll see a few Red Herrings but I think we'll be on the Hunt until October for a decent one.

You could book ze rat pack or even U-2

It's too late for making up a chant, or a terri-brill fish/sea/nautical pun but I can't stop saying his full name to the tune of Agadoo. Maybe if someone wants to work with that. I'll start you off with a verse:

Aaaaa-daaaaaaam Cuth-bert-son
Came from Australia in some thongs
Adam Cuth-bert-son
*this line would've been far easier had he been from Wollongong*

I like it.

Aaaaaaa-daaaamm Cuth-Bert-Son
He's an Aussie, plays for Leeds
Adam Cuth-Bert-Son
Will smash your players to their Knees
To the left to the right
His offloading is a sight
Come and watch every week
And sing the Hula-Melody!

Get that submitted for next years Eurovision! Deffo the right standard for that "competition"

I'd get more points than this years England entry. At least 6!