Tony Smith was magic, he wore a magic hat.
And when he left the Rhinos, he said "Here Brian, have that!"

Theeeeeeeeeeen, Brian McClennan was magic, cos he had Tony's hat.
And when he saw the back-to-back he said I'm having that.

Theeeeeeeeeeen, Tony moved to Warrin'ton, and took his hat back too.
We're left with Brian McDermott, who doesn't have a clue.

Superb that one matey!

Brilliant.

It's ok. Could do with rounding off with a 4th verse. Something like...

Tony Smith was magic, he wore a magic hat.
And when he left the Rhinos, he said "Here Brian, have that!"

Theeeeeeeeeeen, Brian McClennan was magic, cos he had Tony's hat.
And when he saw the back-to-back he said I'm having that.

Theeeeeeeeeeen, Tony moved to Warrin'ton, and took his hat back too.
We're left with Brian McDermott, who doesn't have a clue.

Noooooooowww, we know what you're thinking, "the hat is just a myth".
But look at Brian McDermott, compared to Tony Smith!


Works better if it's rounded off back Tony Smith. More a complete song. Perhaps I'm over thinking it.

No more coffee and sugary boosty foods for RR.

Please.

You wanna count yourself lucky I'm on decaff today mate. I had a 10 verse version all ready to go.

Yeah, because a 4 verse option isn't milking it at all.



There's 2 things in this world I don't get:

1 - TMFMISL detractors

2 - decaff coffee

3 - Light Mayonnaise

4 - Lollipop ladies that stand at pelican crossings

5 - Lollipop ladies, full stop. The world is already over-populated, nothing wrong with a few child mortalities due to road traffic accidents thinning out the numbers a little.