Its only really for emergencies, such as folk who have withered away through bad eating habits to a 30" waist, its been found by unscientific research that six months on a diet of cake can greatly increase the waist to a much more viable 38 or 40 inches - the sort of dimensions that we should all aspire to.

I hope to be opening my own cake gym in the near future, the working title of which is "Betty's Gym" in the hope that we may obtain sponsorship from that high alter of cake, the venerable Betty's.

Most of my trousers are 38, but I have a solitary pair of 36 jeans that fit well. Thus, when asked... I'm a 36.

"Betty's Gym" would take off for sure! You thinking like a monthly subscription for unlimited cake?, and personal caker's who spend time developing a cake plan specific to each customers personal cake needs?

Where do I sign?

I'm thinking that we can maybe get this sites very own gym bunny and owner Mr Cala Millor Rhino to change his unhealthy lycra clad regime to one of table cloths and cake stands, I've targeted because he too is chunkier than your average gym bunny and is obviously unhappy at the starvation regime that these awful emporiums enforce, I'm 100% sure that he'd be much happier running our very first Betty's Gym franchise.

When someone mentioned tiffin my first thought was



of course then I realised you meant



good job that I didn't think of this

Lol Batley the "Devils in Skirts" a Carry On Classic!

Thanks for the advice I have already started and had 4 Greggs Egg custards for Lunch.

I shall be signing up for Bettys Gym! does the cake come with the membership fee?

We'll have some opening offers like one free Bettys Dietician consultation ("cake, dear, just help yourself to more cake, don't be shy love"icon_wink.gif and maybe some promotional cakes if we can attract the right sponsors, Mr Kipling is being primed as we speak but he is exceedingly hard to get in touch with.

The Bettys Gym uniforms are looking good though, nice aprons.

Great news, I do like the Mini Batburg cakes Mr Kipling do. Could I suggest you approach "The Bluberry Bakery" in Pudsey they do excellent home made cakes, especially the bakewell tarts

Jesus Christ...

I've just been given, and ate in one mouthful, a "Yum Yum" from Cooplands, a sort of doughnut dough finger coated in two pounds of sugar and then refried - fook me the sugar rush is immense, what films are on at 3 oclock tomorrow morning because I won't be sleeping now.

Those things should be Class A drugs.

There's two left, I think I'll try snorting the next one.

My mate said a similar thing about MCAT

Now, i know im a wire, but i do love my cake. And being that i live in leeds i need to tell you that the valeries patisserie, is brilliant for cakes. Also, theres a friend of mine that does brownies, and they are to die for.. a little dear but out of this world for a brownie. just wanted to check before posting the link to the site??

Share the knowledge, share the knowledge, to know of a good cake emporium and not to share is akin to blasphemy

well, it's a mate of my mum's and her brownies are famous.


rlhttp://www.browniesbyjustineforrest.com/index.htmlrl



the woman who does the brownies won ITV1's Michael Winner's Dining Stars in 2010.

ITV new have just promised to show us the royal cake factory for the royal wedding!