He does.

For the Saints game he paid full admission price and also paid for several pints of watered down carlsberg in a plastic glass.

He also stood with a few over-aged pis55ed up non chavs on the Western Terrace then went out drinking more beer with them.

Now, clearly that is not as cool and hip as sitting in the house on your own like Tony Ferrino but we had fun nonetheless.

They scammed it.

Every adult season ticket got a free childs orsomething like that and they count all season tickets in the attendances.

They just cant help cheating.

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They increased their attendances in a year when virtually every other club saw a decrease.

This in a season when they've lost two of the trophies they held last year.

I do,

people come round and watch it

Eh?

I think they probably called it a marketing promotion rather than a scam in house and is no different to what other clubs have done in the past.

Encouraging any extra supporters through the gates of Knowsley Road should be applauded rather than ridiculed, it can hardly be an easy sell with those facilities and a team full of proven GF chokers.

So you buy a fancy TV, sky HD (broadcast in 720p not 1080) and buy the beers and people come round to watch it?

Is my TV lying to me when it flashes up 1080i then? (The Japanese whore)

wouldn't it be cheaper to buy a season ticket?

I once paid a Japanese whore to flash me but that's probably not a story I should share on here.

No way, they bring there own beers!

get to sit in the warm, chill on my sofa, drink cold beer, dont get home at silly o'clock able to talk to others about the game and not shout, can have a dump during half time in the comfort of my own bathroom.

I reckon I been to over a million Rugby League games and not once, NOT ONCE, have I ever needed a dump yet you reserve your daily turd for half time…?????

There’s nowt as queer as folk.

I was desperate once as i was suffering from a bad case of the Tom Tits, so I had to make my way down though a packed South Stand to the lovely luxurious toilets underneath. Once I reached the toilets to let rip I made a tempory toilet seat consisting of appox. 100 pieces of toilet paper, after destroying the toilet with a large deposit to my dismay there was no paper left. I then had to make my way to the cubicle next door walking like a crab. True story.