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I woke up this morning after a twenty minute nap in a jubilant mood simply because I’ve put 1 + 1 together and came up with the answer. Going downstairs my dad was about to get off to work and I asked him for a lift to the local ASDA as I believed it was a 24 hour one. Well they have the sign -
Anyways it didn’t open till eight and I got to ASDA at 7You Can’t leave ASDA without Booze.
This ed me off greatly so as soon as I got in the store I had a row and a fight with the male receptionist. As you can see on the picture above I took his coat off him as a trophy of winning that fight. It wasn’t really someone else’s jacket - it was mine from when I did slave labour at ASDA. I plan to burn my ASDA stuff later on and I can confirm the ashes certainly won’t be getting an urn. I’ll probably film these events and upload them onto Youtube later on.
I needed something to calm me down
After my ASDA trip I bobbed to the sandwich shop to get my favourite meal - ham baguette and a butterfly bun. I love that sandwich shop to bits because I have great rapport with the till clerk/owner. As you can see my sisters dog is a little get and trying to share the meal with me.
He doesn’t go without though.
I got him quite a few treats from ASDA and that is just one of them. I’m always treating him because I haven’t got a lass to wine and dine. Ladies if you’re single, interested and want treats like my sisters dog then I really recommend you get in touch. The amount of toys he’s had
Still.
I couldn’t leave my good old self out and this is what I plan to do for today. Just chill on my Dads own made pavilion that he made out of scraps of wood. He’s an absolute genius is my dad when it comes to garden stuff like this. Me?
I’m just a good for nothing layabout and for once I’m embracing what I am. Before someone goes and have a go at me for wasting tax payers money I’m not. My parents have worked for many years now and I’m claiming it all back for them by giving them board out of my dole money. After someone my age died last week I couldn’t give a anymore and I plan to live the rest of my life how I want to.
Lets face it the only career option I have is criminal enterprise.
All that’s just trivial anyways.
Here’s to the good life and I’ve had plenty of it. Ok I may not get much but I get little tastes now and again and that’s good enough for me
Damo