Who we talking about? the carpet fitter?

Boom, Boom.

Who is joking?

I saw the mess you made of Blue N Amber's carpet.

He told me to sue you but I said even if he won you'd doubtless not have two pennies to rub together.

Is that a fact????

TMFMISL + TUUF

That is a fact.

I had a complaint about the comments that you had attracted on this thread, a complaint that mentioned that you might take offence about those comments - I mentioned that you had indeed whinged in the past about people having a pop at your trade after you had posted a thread deliberately aimed at winding those same people up.

I mentioned to the person who complained that you were big enough not to go crying to the mods any more because having seen the sensible posts you make its bleedin obvious where and when you make posts that are designed to cause an adverse reaction, and that you enjoy causing such a reaction, indeed appear to get your rocks off by causing such reactions, good for you, I found some of those reactions quite funny.

I told the complainer that if you were so offended by the reaction that you had deliberately provoked, that you could complain to me by PM and I'd suggest back to you that you'd probably be better staying away from these parts if the reactions that you yourself deliberately provoke are so upsetting to you, in fact I suggested that I could probably help you out a lot in that department by banning you.

As you haven't yet complained I've assumed that you are quite happy with the reactions that you have deliberately provoked and probably spent the last 48 hours reading and self-abusing over, but please let me know when you want me to enact Plan B.

See pm

That is why this is the best moderated forum on the whole of RLfans.

These idiots are not banned, like our idiots are on other sub sites. These idiots are allowed to come on here seeking a reaction.

However, when certain idiots get upset at the reactions they have provoked our moderators act appropriately and proportionately.

That was why I started such a dis-tasteful thread aimed at Baked Bean Boogie. He was seeking a reaction so I gave him one, albeit a lager induced extreme one. To Baked Bean Boogie's credit he took it appropriately and responded in the appropriate manner, unlike some pathetic individuals who seek to provoke and then cry to the mods about the reaction they provoke or get others to cry to the mods on their behalf.

Mr Field, I salute you.

I'm trying to visualise a house in which the rooms measure 12 x 3

Don't forget, he's very small.

You have issues with a room 12m x 3m?

So is the gomper whinging by PM now or not? One thing is for certain, he aint all that clever.

Hallway?

The second best has to be the NRL forum.

That'd be pretty impressive dimensions for a hallway. If the rest of the house was in proportion I know I couldn't afford to live there.