As this post has already been answered on the Sin Bin then I declare open season on this thread ...

I think you're safe to go anytime after September 3rd. Enjoy!

Make sure mummy books you into the kiddie club too

Can I just add that Salou is not actually that good, a far more suitable resort for a Bradfordian can be found just up the coast a little at Tossa del Mar, you can even buy baseball caps with the resort name on.

dont forget to ask for the free kiddie pack on the plane... crayons, colouring book and a nice backpack to carry them in

Puig Aubert wants you to post some pictures of your 16 year old girlfriend so we can answer your question as accurately as possible.

In Salou, aged 16 you are allowed to smoke in bars. Just ignore all the signs that say 'No Smoking', everyone else does.

Wear your Football shirt, but don't worry if you forget to take one, there are many shops selling fake replica shirts for about 50p.

Don't go in the 'Rangers' bar wearing green.

Don't worry about only being 16. There is no minimum age limit for drinking alcohol is Salou. You can get a bottle of vodka for £3 from 'Supamercado'

No need to learn Spanish. It's Spanish law that only English is spoken in resorts like Salou.

Have a great time

If you PM me the long number on the front of your mum's card, the expiry date and the last 3 digits from the back of the card I can do you a special check online to see if you will have any problems booking with it.

TIA.

If you want a drinking partner McF may be able to put you in touch with the Big Fella.

In fact McF I have a tale of free drink (s) that he managed to scam the other week.

I've made a mental note to PM you

2) I am booking it on my mum's card because i havent got a credit card as yet. But my mum has a diffrent surname to me. Will they allow me to do this?

Only if she is a MILF

Make sure to put plenty of cooking oil on yourself around midday, sun cream is expensive and doesn't work as good as oil.

I used to know someone who used a mixture of olive oil and vinegar as sun cream, on holiday, in Corfu, in Aiugust.

We could hear him frying from the other end of the beach

When I'm ready to commit suicide then joining your dad in a session and matching him drink-to-drink is the exit method that I will choose

Yes they will be bothered that you're sixteen. They wont let you do it.
No they wont allow you to use your mothers credit card.

Also, why have you posted this on every board you total gloit?