how was your weekend?

stayed at a great hotel in the docklands. there was a wedding reception on the friday night. the groom,who i met at the bar, was a big leeds utd fan. we got talking and all i remember is singing M.O.T. at half 4 saturday morning.
did i feel like [i[/i next day
sat night got dressed up and we had a great meal in central london.
came back on the tube and a young black lad on the tube was off his head pretending to be buzz lightyear.
he then pulls a knife and stabs a woman in the arm. two big black guys pinned him down while i gave first aid. thankfully she was fine.however my beautiful,sexy
pink armani shirt was covered in blood and ruined and i have to go back down to london for the court case.
then i got back to the hotel,slipped in the shower and broke two fingers.
and yiu think the players had a bad saturday!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Friday night sounds good to me mate!

My day wasn't too bad. Good journey down, few football cards and plenty of booze. Felt like a proper lads outing with banter flying about the bus.

i looked bloody sexy i tell ye.

luckily for the woman it wasn't to bad but it could have been far worse. she got lucky.

friday was great. the wife went to bed at 11 and i was "just going to have a quick one in the bar" with a halifax fan we met in reception

i'm comfortable with my sexuality,unlike you obviously

eh tad...you were with the groom till 4 in the morning....????

bet the bride loved you...

The best night of sex the groom has ever had...............

looking at her he should be lucky i get him out of bed

you remembered then