What are you doing on your Wembley day?

Coach arrives at 7am in Bramley.
Stop off at 2 services on the way there (no toilet on the coach, how an executive coach has no toilet i dont know), have breakfast in one. back on the coach after the first one and open the first beverage.
Arrive at Wembley around 12ish.
Soak up the atmosphere on Wembley way.
around 1.30ish, take my seat in the ground, sing my heart out for the boys for 3 hours ish, hopefully ending with a trophy.
coach back at about 5.30ish, home for 10pm, then to town to celebrate (if we win).

5.00am - Get up
5.05am - Have a poo
5.20am - Shower (incorperating a shave and brushing my teeth)
5.45am - Get ready
6.30am - Minibus
Onwards - a blur more than likely

Flight from Edinburgh at 7AM gets to London Stansted at around 8.20.
Bus to Liverpool street and a spot of shopping and sightseeing.
Leave to Wembley via underground at 12ish.
around 1.30-2ish take seat and watch the boys.
Back into London to either Celebrate or drown my sorrows.
Flight back to Edinburgh at 9.30, home for around 11ish.

Setting off at 7ish
Driving down with my old man
Bulls fan brother in back
Breakfast at services 2 hours into drive.
Arrive at Wembley around 11:30 ish
Soak up the atmosphere
Go in Stadium about 1/1:30
Long tiring drive back home after the game if we lose
But an awesome one if we win

Go down Friday from York, spend sat morning in central London,then tube to wembley. Sat night a west end show and home Sunday lunchtime

Spend Mon to Fri in Dorset on hols

Get dropped off on M4 at 7pm on Friday night

Get picked up by mate from Wales and spend night in Richmond area in another mates house

Get up and get to The Greyhound for opening

Soak up the mandatory sunshine

Pray for a victory followed by a curry

Staying in Hilton hotel in watford.

Gym/Sauna on the Saturday morning.
Find a pub somewhere/train to Wembley.

Experience the match day experience, bet on there been a drop goal in 80 minutes (there has to be one, surely?). I'll also buy a strawberry calippo for £2.80 off the rip off ice cream van.

3 quid return train back to Watford then to freshen up and go out. 2 tier stripclub

Sunday, go home, possibly with an headache. and then work in the evening remembering what should hopefully be a very good weekend.

go down on friday morning staying at tower bridge hotel
saturday get up at 9 get ready
coach leaves 11ish for the stadium which is 30mins away
go to back of wembley stadium to where drinking tents are
go to game
hopefully cheer a win
go back to hotel
return to leeds sunday xxx

Set off at 5am
Drink Beer
Get to wembley
Drink Beer
Watch the game
Drink Beer
Go home
Drink Beer

Travel down friday, have a great night probably at the scholars match first, coach down to wembley to the Greyhound Sat, great atmosphere outside this pub, Night on the town again then home Sunday with a stop on the way

The Skolars game on the Friday night is highly recommended.

The Admiral's travel plans have been long established, but for operational reasons, the trip to the capital has been curtailed as merely a day's excursion.

05.50 - Wake / shower / watch morning news etc.

06.30 - Mrs Admiral takes me to the station inc. several train and match ticket checks. If time, obtain TFL Travelcard at departing station.

07.00 - Train to London inc. fielding various phone calls, contacts, texts etc.

09.15 - Arrive in the captial

09.30 - Head off to yet-to-be-arranged rendezvous location with a London based friend for coffee / breakfast.

10.45 - Locate nearest reasonably priced supermarket / off-licence and obtain pre-match 'sherberts'

11.00 (no later than) - Head for Wembley Park Tube Station. Route unknown at present, due to prior undisclosed rendezvous location.

11.45 (no later than) Rendezvous with Gulf, Lord Percy and various others in vicinity of Wembley Stadium

12.00 - 14.00 - 'Soak Up Atmosphere'

14.00 - Obtain match programme, enter stadium, take seats etc.

14.20 - 'Abide With Me'

14.30 - Kick Off

16.10 - 16.30 - Return towards Wembley Park Tube Station

17.30 (No later than) - Arrive back in Central London

18.30 - Return to Kings Cross inc. obtain bottle of 'bubbly' if we've won

19.15 - Train back to Yorkshire inc. drinking aforementioned bubbly, if victorious.

21.35 - Arrive back in Yorkshire

22.15 - Arrive home

1) Wake up. Read papers.

2) Wander over to Finchley Road Tube, possibly stopping in North Star.

3) Get Metropolitan Line to Wembley Park

4) Win Cup

5) Tube back to town.

I'm going to be in London on Friday anyway so getting train on Friday morning, meeting up with some friends and going to the Globe Theatre in the afternoon and then some dinner (this was planned several months ago and I had the feeling Rhinos were going to get to Wembley this year). Staying overnight at a friend's and then getting the tube to Wembley before getting a lift back to Leeds on Saturday night.

Probably go something like...

6am - Awaken (default programmed in awakening time)
8am - Drop off youngest at her place of work
8.15am - Drop off wife at her place of work
9am - Drop off eldest at railway station for her to go to work
9.05 am - Return home, coffee and biscuits
Rest of morning - What the hell I like, maybe do some painting, maybe some reading
2pm - Walk to mates house, choose seat in front of very large TV
4pm - Light up barbeque, party starts

Notice the relaxed nature of the day, it suits me, no travel plans to make, no tickets to check every five minutes, no finding you're sat in the middle of The Fekkwit Alcoholics Working Mens Club coach trip, no standing to let someone go past to the toilet/bar every five minutes, no breaking up at least two fights (one per half if past finals have been anything to go by), no trying to see what happened by squinting at a big screen 150 yards away, and no endless journey home afterwards.

I've paid my dues, now I relax, if I smoked I'd be puffing on a Hamlet.