What's the funniest chants you can recall, that were aimed at players from the opositions fans?

As a Batley fan i can always remember the songs that were aimed at paul storey, who just happened to possess the biggest nose ever to grace a RL pitch

it went [i"it's here, it's there, it's every f**cking where stozzas nose"[/i

"He's got a pineapple on his head..." To Wayne Pryce.

"Return to Sender" after a certain NL player had been caught stealing letters when work as a postman.

Bradford what’s the score, Bradford Bradford what’s the score!

Not strictly a chant, in fact not a chant at all.

But the inflatable dolphins being waved at Julian ONeill at the Widnes game a few years back made me laugh.


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You've never seen a salad!
Aimed at dean sampson when we played cas and paul anderson at the bulls.
I actually started it but now i should sing it while looking in the mirror!

Bit harsh, but I liked the 'up-dated' version of the Andy Hay chant.

"Oh Andy Hay, Andy, Andy, Andy Hay, He Gets The Ball And Does F**k All, Andy, Andy Hay."

All together now.....

I know i meant started chanting it at the aforementioned players!

Singing the hokey cokey after the Kiwis had done their hakka

The take us home ryan air chant was funny when we (wire) got tonked in france.

When i used to play for the ship i was on we had a taff onboard who used to do the hakka to humpty dumpty!
It was p#ss funny.

There's only one Keith Senior
There's only one Keith Senior
His wife always nags
Cos he's out knobbing slags
He's a penacylin taking Superman........

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particularly made me chuckle that one!