Is tonight. Is anyone going? We are, and I am looking forward to it. Should be a good night!

Nah then lass.

Does tha fancy being th'official PFU spy tonight? We've heard some nasty rumours about some of our members takin part. It'll cause controversy if it's true.

I`m going with Mrs Chapylad

On the contrary Mr Chairman, as long as a member is blind drunk and wearing a club blazer and tie, then I see nothing wrong with that club member standing on a table and leading a chorus and several verses of "Eskimo Nell", finishing with the ceremonial dropping of his trousers, extra points if he then falls off the table and/or spills his beer over everyone within range.

Nah then young Field.

The Hon. Secretary reliably informs me this here event at Batley Variety club tonight is some karaoke style singing thing, wi dancing and everything else. It is still of concern that there is a possibility that some of our members may be taking part in this here event, including some lads from the youth section of the union. I mean, prop forwards on a stage. Singing, dancing. What is the bloody world coming to?

What you were suggesting is completely different, something like that has died out in't professional game coz of all these fancy fangled foreign coaching methods. I believe though tis still practiced in't amateur game.

Nowt wrong wi' Corrigans Club, ah saw t'Grumbleweeds there many year anon



Bloody disgraceful

Ah think tha needs ter get thissen down there this-self, if PFU members are dancin then they want yeller carding no messin, dancin is fer wimmin and them homo-whatsits on telly, The Young Generation, thats it.



A proper man woulnd't even dance at his own weddin, ah bloody didn't, mah wife danced with her uncle when t'disco started.

I took the good lady wife there to see Showaddywaddy there for a birthday treat. I had to receive a note of consent from t'union to do it. I just sat at table all night and supped. It were actually a grand night.


Aye


I'm not putting me position in jeapoardy, th'election for't new board is due soon. If I'm spotted I'll be buggered.


I just stood in't same spot whilst wife moved around me. Sometimes tha's got fert make a couple o'concessions on't special day.

Eeeeh, the poor lass

She must ave been jiggered be'time she'd done a couple o'laps

Enjoyed the night, Stevo and his "youll never walk alone" was comical. Ali and Kylie were by far the most entertaining act of the night, but Robbie deserved the win with Michael Jackson songs.

All in all I think it was a good night and I am glad that I attended this.

BTW Keesha, the Rhinos fan singer, will IMO be a great singer when she is older, as Amy Burrow said herself, and should put in for BGT or X-Factor.

BTW nice to meet you Mr HHT

What a superb night, Congratulations to Matt,and wot a turn out or a Monday evening! Thought all the singers and players put on fine performances especially Nick Scruton,who had the voice only a mother could love

They should be preparing for sundays game rather than messing about in singing competitions. No wonder the season has started so poorly.

The club has lost focus and I'm not being taken for a mug.

Great night. I thought Richard Moore had a cracking voice as did Tom Burgess. Maybe Nick Scruton should stick to "we are the winning Rhinos"
Kylie was well funny.
And Robbie and the Jacksons were a grand finale.
Good turn out and well deserved to Matt who was truly humbled by the support and a great bloke who takes time to chat to the fans.
It would be fitting to end his testimonial year with a contract extension.

I wasn't that fussed for going tbh but glad I did. Good to meet you Frosties. HHT has been banged up so wont be posting anymore but passes on his regards.