There is seldom much substance to their stories, often based on a emoji in a tweet, with a tenous interpretation spun into a 'story' which is then pretty much repeated about 4 times in the same article.

Or a Leopard.

that shirt

This is what happens when you let a rich egomaniac run a club with everyone too scared to tell him the truth.

For those of a certain age - it's like something Bet Lynch would wear behind the bar at the Rovers Return.

oooohh bet lynch. theres a blast from the past