Send the team out with the instruction to not attempt any kind of tackle above the waist, this is clearly what the MRP are hoping for. The match will be a farce... but thats the way the game is heading.
Alternatively players start wearing NFL Helmets and neck braces and go back to Biff that way

Dudson will serve a game in the preseason friendlies. Though maybe we could lodge a frivolous appeal on his behalf..

We are the experts.

wonder how many other teams have had an extra game imposed after appealing?

I cannot remember who but I seem to recall one player from another club getting a ‘frivolous extension’ but think all other appeals have either ended with the original ban standing or getting a lesser grading and ban being reduced…which in my view is how it should be….you either win or lose the appeal, this frivolous argument is BS

Quite agree, certainly the use of the word frivolous is banal in the extreme. More like failed appeal would be more appropriate.