if england win it will JT don a shirt and insist he lifts the trophy?

No other professional sport or sportsman/woman would ever ask either a former RL or current RL player to do what Terry and Westwood are doing.

Simply because no one would know who they were.

"Hi everyone, I've asked Ellery Hanley to give us a talk"
"Who's that?"
"One of the great rugby league players"
"What's rugby league?"

Except Kevin Sinfield, JJB, and Jamie Peacock, obviously

I was joking about the eskimo thing to wind him up and it seems to have worked. He grew up in the 70's when they had "real" racism, not the made up, fake, low fat racism we have today so I thought he might have a slightly thicker skin, but no, easy to trigger.

offiah's been on a fair few things