Jaaaaaaames Segeyaro (ooh! aah!)
We really hoooooooooooope
You're better than Falloon

James Seg-e-yaro
Your defence is terrified.

Na na na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na na na na na.

Yawn.

terry kelly, the thinking man's Joey Essex

like the canyonero song in the simpsons?

That's exactly what the song should be. Make it happen lads.

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Someone please put some words to this..???

Can't we just use the generic "There's only one INSERT NAME HERE (repeat)" that the South Stand have used for almost every single player over the last 20 years?

Can you name the hooker with great leg drive, likes a clean break and age is twenty five? Segeyaro! Segeyaro! Well, he goes real quick with the hammer down, he's the New Guinean hooker signed by a clown, Segeyaro! Segeyaro!

What about 'oh James Segeyaro' same as Mcguire's

After tonight's game , how about " Forward "

Not took him long to get into your pattern of play

Er, that would appear to be a 'winning' pattern of play. Clown.