Help please!

Now I may be a bit slow, but can somebody please explain to me why, as stated above, is a professional sportsman in a position of influence, who is it he is influencing, and what bearing does his salary have on it all?

If someone called James Child a bent barstweward in realtion to his performances would it be homophobic?

Hopefully young Hardaker can now focus on his game instead of the endless speculation and coverage of him callling Mark Flanagan a plucking flick.

Beware the lip readers.

Is this still going? Jeez

We thought we'd keep it going in anticipation of the next faux outraged lip-reading moron to spot something that Hardaker didn't say. It saves time trying to find this thread in a couple of weeks when the Sky cameras catch young Zak mouthing "fancy a beer" to Josh Charnley.

I'd have thought you'd have got bored with the self-pity and "everyone is out to get Leeds" now