If there's anyone who would like to sit down the side of the pitch rather than behind the posts, I have 1 adult ticket available to swap.

I have a broken drum that I would like to swap for one that works?

Thirty quid and you can have mine.

Would £30 get you some drumming lessons?

no, but it'd buy you a gym membership.

The day you learn how to drum to a beat, is the day I join a gym.

Lets face it, never gonna happen is it?

It did. A while back. Get to the gym.

But besides, it's clear you don't want the ticket. So feel free to discontinue posting on a thread about a ticket.

Fine, I'll tag in then.

You learned how to drum properly yet?

The thread title starts "Ticket Swap..."

Sam Buca posted about making a swap.

To me this thread is about swapping stuff not tickets.

You need to be less ambiguous with your thread titles before asking people to discontinue posting on it.

just waiting for noel edmonds and keith chegwin to arrive................