Quote: Homer Simpson "how does someone with a banning order get an away ticket from Elland Road, I thought they were restricted to members only. Has papa smurf changed the rules ?'"
He was apparently arrested last time he breached his order with a match ticket for Coventry and his mate's membership card.
He claimed he was off to a shopping centre in Birmingham.... with a rail ticket for travel to Coventry. Which is either 2 or 5 stops before Birmingham depending on which train you're on.
He should have been imprisoned then for the worst cover story of all time.