I would hope Mr Hetherington based his assessment of our CC record on success rather than just making up the numbers.

Going by success our record is behind Wigan, Warrington, Saints and Bradford.

I assume Wheels is too busy these days, what with his new powers and all, so has he delegated these responsibilities to you?

Nice one. My rear lawn needs mowing (not a euphemism). When can you come (again, not a euphemism).

If they'd been euphemisms I'd have been all over it. Not interested in non-euphemistic gardening jobs. I have my standards.

I’ve got a confession to make, for a man of my age
Now young lads play with it all the time
They think its all the rage
They do it in their bedrooms
When their mum and dads in bed
Grown men like me shouldn’t do it
Coz we’ve got wives instead

I’ve tried talking to the wife
But she doesn’t understand
The pleasure that it gives me
When I hold it in me hand
The longer you play with it
The more its gets hard
Especially when you’ve got no memory on your memory card































(Talkin' about my playstation PSP of course, dirty, inquisitive minds.)