Quote: Fat Boy "1 - Christmas presents from aunties are usually crap
2 - Fish/seafood bought from a bloke with a white van outside the pub may seem like a good idea at the time but trust me when I say it's not.
3 - Buying Pokemon toys as a long term investment is not a good idea.
4 - Hamsters don't live as long as you'd expect them to
5 - I'd rather have a doughnut than an eclair.'"
6 I'd rather be a hammer than a nail