Nah, I've got it in front of me now
One headline, page 3 "Reilly slams Peacock for attack on Schofield"
On page 13,Garry admonishes JP with the headline "Learn to take criticism on the chin" and then extracts the urine with a lovely line "[iApparently I won no medals either, but, in fairness to me, Wigan bought them all when I was playing, and then had to sell Central Park to pay for them all!"[/i

Brilliant. get yourselves out and buy a copy @ £1.50