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Quote: Damo-Leeds "It’s always great to read about the real world where the likes of some people on this thread are keeping it real. Well since we’re on the topic of British high schools not preparing their pupils for the real world I have a proposal. We should have a one year exchange programme where kids from Britain spend time working in a sweatshop in Asia. In return the poor Asian kids can come over here for a year to get an education. The laws are a lot more relaxed in Asia so our fantasy world kids from Britain will be in for a culture shock. This programme will churn out the lazy ones and if any of them that die from starvation due to not earning their bag of rice then it’s just collateral damage.

Now onto those family’s that have been workless for generations. We should make then swap lives with the Philippians rural poor families. Hard workers them lot over there. Some of them work $3 a day on farms and that’s only when there’s work on. Farmers could only dream of paying that much for a British person to do a full day’s work on their farm. But out government won’t do the swap because they’re too soft and get kicks out of killing the agriculture industry over here. Or maybe just maybe the British government is a lot more ethical than other governments around the world that some people on this thread would find themselves at home with.

Then there are them misguided kids that go into further education to study travel and tourism, media and other tin-pot subjects on offer. We should scrap these courses all together and this would free up all those teachers who are world weary enough to take up those vacant 400,000 jobs that are currently available. The education sector has had too much of an easy ride and it’s time it got with the real world. The fantasy world that’s dependent on taxpayers throwing money into the fire and kids willing to spend time studying imaginary industries needs to stop immediately. The less education we have in this country the better. The less academic ones will just go out and learn a trade whilst the more academic ones will be granted the privilege of further education.

Britain is very good at playing imaginary. That’s why we still have Queens, Princes and Princesses in the twenty-first century. We even have a Fairy flying about on tv at the moment in the shape of the Fairy Job Mother. She’s so good and that’s why she’s on tv as much as Jeremy Kyle. She could just wave her wand and get Britain’s mass unemployed back into work in an instance. But the unemployed are far too busy sticking pins into voodoo dolls to make sure that her magic doesn’t work on them. It’s such a shame really.

That bloke who’s in charge of washing the cars at where Sherbet Dip gets his car washed. He always has work for everyone apparently. If this is the case then why is Chris Grayling the employment minister and not the bloke at the car washers?

Back into my world. I was totally out of it on booze when I was at AMF bowls. Had a bit of a surprise bar crawl with my mate and got really drunk.'"

Job hunting advice 101:

Get off the smack dude. Seriously.