He was in Taggart as well.

Liquid TV for the unemployed - Kyle gets a couple of scrotes, usually about 18 or 19 from a council estate somewhere up North. The female is on her third sprog and wants to pin the CSA payments on another teenage toe-rag who is stating that parenthood of said sprog could be down to one of many (because the female is a slapper and has put it about plenty).

There is usually lots of shouting, an ex/new partner and the odd intervention from the security blokes, all culminating in DNA test results.

It's the perfect formula for it's target audience.

I'm really impressed Fat Boy, that's a spot on description of the Jeremy Kyle Show..........don't forget the Lie Detector results though !!!

So while the majority of us are out there grafting, this is what passes as entertainment?

Why can't people read a book, go for a walk, do some gardening or any form of indoor hobby rather than watch that type of mindless garbage?

I have a glass back and every now and again it renders me completely incapacitated and bed bound for a day or two. Sleeping and watching crap daytime TV are my only options - after 5 minutes of watching Kyle I usually opt for the sleep option.