Oh Phillip Clarke,
and his Rugby Gods,
They wrote us off,
The silly sods

Admiral,

Can I just congratulate you on this song...

Sheer genius!

This HAS to be sung on Friday !!!

More a repost really.

Mid 1980's (may have been v Fev)

Wakey 10 points down to fellow strugglers and they began singing "going down, going down" quick as a flash we returned with "so are we, so are we" made me laugh at the time - we did go down as it happens

[i"Video Jailed The Rugby League Star" [/i

One from the 80s there aimed at a certain Bradford / Wigan player, which was suddenly forgotten when he signed for Leeds ...

Anyone remember the words to this ?

I know it started with an low [i"Oohhhhhh"[/i rising in volume and then in to [i"Andy Gregory packed his bags and said goodbye to the Widnes ... Off he went with a trumperty-trump, sulk ! sulk ! sulk !" [/i (It was sung around the time of Gregory's big money move from Widnes to Wigan)

Then there was a bit about [i"Kevin Dick was calling far, far away ..." [/i(Dick was the Leeds scrum half at the time and one of the few players with the measure of Gregory at scrum-half)

Having said that, I also recall a verse where [i"Ray French was calling, far, far away ..."[/i

Anyone who can put the full song on here, much appreciated ....

Andy Gregory didn't move from Widnes to Wigan. hth

He came via Warrington

Now lets get back on topic with funny chants

Not a chant but a comment to one few years back at a Wigan v Warrington game.

The chant "The referees a w**k*r"
A Wigan speccie behind me shouted "I wish his father had been"

This season "Anthony Gelling, he s where he wants"

What a shame we can't have any witty chants now due to the band and the drum!

"One (Insert Name Here), there's only one (insert name here)"

Rather funny seeing this shot pop up on the tv on friday night of Rat Boy standing a dejected man up on the gantry,one lad began to sing Van Halens Jump for my love and nearly all the club joined in

May already have been posted, but I can remember the Pies singing

Henderson Gill goes round the outside
Round the outside
Round the outside
Henderson Gill goes round the outside
And Hanley goes through the window