Quote: Gotcha "How do you do that?
Seriously. Because I am sat here sweating in our Chilean office in Santiago desperate to hear who we have. No really, I really really want to know. I have a 14 hour flight back to France in five hours time. Can somebody let the cat out of the bag before then, as I just don't think I can face the flight without knowing.'"
The best advice I can give you is forget about the fixtures and venture into the Coffee shops in the centre of Santiago.
There are 2 shops in particular where the woman serve you in next to nothing, and if you offer a tip (50p because I'm a tight bugger), they will also dance for you. They are open from 9am until 5pm.
It works out at around £2.50 for hot Colombians and Chileans to serve you coffee with their 'stuff' in your face.
B0llloxs to your fixture list...
