Doesn't look like its a real one.

What a load of fictitious crap - there is no way he's 'Strawberry Blonde'.

...anyway I seriously doubt that this the real FGB.

Surely no grown man would describe himself as 'Strawberry Blonde' ??

Using that as a guide, I am 'Peanut Bald'

It's a fairly poor fake account. Some are great, but when it's poorly done it just makes you ask why someone has taken the time to do it.

They think they are funny.
They are in an audience of one.

I genuinely don't understand twitter. I don't even know who has posted what, who is following who etc. I suspect I'm not missing out though.