Whats a shave?

Beard or tasche?

Hes not growing a David Platt bumfluff patch is he?

Hey you'd be shocked! It made him look at least 14

No, it's the milk crate he carries round to stand on that's the giveaway.

I now remeber why i left this forum.......

A regular cumbrian on here had wrote a messege on his facebook regarding the fans who 'love' the Carlisle manager saying they'll be a mid table team and they need to wake up. This is despite me frequently seeing messeges of "we are getting promoted", "the manager is now good" etc.

Anyway he wrote this when his team was 3-1 down. Just had a look and his team have pulled it back to 3-3. His status has now dissapeared.

He's a proper gem isnt he?

Oh they lost 4-3 in the end, he's back to his negative statuses.

All friendly banter lad.

It happens all the time

Fecking Jord's knee must hurt from all the jerking it does!