OH Scheissen does that mean they will close the station Wetherspoons as they usually do when United are at home, very bad timing where are all the scantily clad young ladies going to go for their cheap drinks before their big night out and does this mean I have to walk further than the 100 yards from the train to the bar and back to the train to charge up my leer goggles

Going by train this time - I know its public transport and what the poor usually use but everyone wants a drink or two and no-one was prepared to drive so options are limited.

Do trains have waitress service?

Transpennine have a trolley service. Doubt it'll have reached you by Huddersfield though. Just take your own tinnies on

Is there a corkage charge?

If you're on the train with me, yes. A ratio of 1:1 for every can you drink, you pass one to me.

Otherwise. No.

Sounds reasonable - put me down for four.

Time you on the train then

I have no idea mate - it depends what time we decide to leave Witherspoons in Leeds station.

Good luck with that. LUFC are at home so it's likely to be closed.

Bollox - anywhere else where you can get a breakfast and a beer in Leeds?

Beckett's bank? I think i'm in the Station in Crossgates for mine