It seems to me that Bradford are giving themselves an unfair advantage by retaining the curved edges to the in-goal area. They can practice as much as they like kicking into that part of the field and are well aware of the different bounce of the ball that having an upwardly curved section of field gives them.

It was originally because of the speedway track round the perimeter but there has been no speedway for the last 10 years or so. The RFL should insist that the playing area should be as level as possible. I am sure that a couple of hours with a mechanical digger could create a level playing field!

I say much worse than "you're talking gibberish luv" to the wife and she hasn't divorced me yet.

I hope we can get through this sticky patch. Me and Adey I mean, not me me and the wife. The wife deals with sticky patches with Fairy liquid and ferbreeze.

You ought to have seen me tackle the bully ferocious Arsefart on RA&B. I was heroic. Now THAT was a quality thread.

Did he offer you out to a motorway services carpark?

Midget porn, absence and simmering resentment. It doesn't make it onto many Hallmark cards but it's the staple of wedded bliss.