Quote: McLaren_Field "Heres a bloke who probably watched and believed everything he saw on Top Gear rlhttps://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/Slight-hitch-as-bridegroom-prangs.5847980.jprl
The numbknuts doesn't even know how it happened, "I was driving it to the wedding when the back end skipped out while I was going around the roundabout."
Repeat
"The back end skipped out"
You were driving too fooking fast you fekkwit !!!'"
It was fitted with "launch control", which the guy obviously took litteraly.
I remember being picked up by my mate and his Dad at Newton Abbott station (he lived near Totnes and I was visiting for a week in the summer hols), his Dad then started to explain the accident my mate had had in Newton Abbott in his car. He showed me where the car had "innexplicably" lost steering and in a desperte effort to avoid another car, had bumped over a bollard. I looked at my mate with a quizzical expression. He kicked me under the seat, and made that facial expression that we all recognise as "shut the F*** up - don't even think of saying what you are about to say". The true story (which I knew) was that my mate had tanked around the corner at 65, compeltely lost it, smashed through a bollard....on his way towards, and through the window of McDonalds. I also knew he had been charged with (and was later convicted of ) dangerous driving.
I think he had a Big Mac and a coke.
