Do you mean the programme that was filmed for Sky TV, or are you referring to the CD of the advert that Radio Aire gave us all a copy of? I can put my hands on the advert CD but cannot for the life of me find the video of it! Was a really fun day that wasn't it!

The offers didn't come flooding in, much to my disappointment.

I took some acting work for low pay where i had to do things I would rather not discuss.

I then developed an addiction to Buttercup syrup and hit an old time low as I turned tricks with Puig Aubert in Dortmund Square to fund my addiction.

I've since found Buddha, cleaned up my act, and am ready for my close up.

Was he down the back of the couch?

No. He was in the cereal cupboard and he'd eaten a full box of Ricycles.

I can't get mad at that little chubby face though.

Ah right...no worries.