Reardon was slow, predictable and had trouble sidestepping even static defenders - especially wooden ones with handles and frames filling the opening to ex-wives houses.

Not yet as his form for Leeds has continued into this season when he's been available for selection. His International selection was as much down to a dearth in English wingers than any of his own doing.

As for dining out on big game success, will that be on quail eggs in future?

No, in fact its safe to say if it wasn't for me the dumb level wouldn't get off the floor, luckily I am significantly more intelligent than everyone else.

Quails eggs? Possibly. But it may well be mince and slices of quince. Eaten, of course, with a runcible spoon....