The seats at Hull, Wigan and even Huddersfield are not reserved so you can sit anywhere, they were reserved last night because the stand was full.

I went mackerel fishing in Cornwall on holiday once, it wasn't half as much fun as I thought it would be as the mackerel bunch up two to a hook to get out of the water.

i helped an old dear get off the bus as i was bout to get on and woman behind me walked/barged round me to get on

How ------- rude

23 (that’s how many guys he’s slept with he told me) Reasons why Ari Gold isn’t a trouble maker on SS.com

1. He’s a student and students don’t cause trouble in general
2. He’s currently residing in a place that is full of respectable people that have shaped him into a very respectable person
3. Ari couldn’t cause trouble if Loz even provoked him!
4. In his spare time he dresses up as a girl called Katie rather than causing trouble on here
5. His fingers are even too fat to spell out trouble and it comes out like this - rtyertiopyuivbnkl;wer
6. Leeds Met players are role(y poly) models for the whole Leeds Community
7. If Ari doesn’t behave on these forums Gav will roll all over him
8. Cumbrian’s are mild mannered people who you would not see trouble making honest!
9. One wrong move on these forums and terrace casual will get a print screen of a dare that he’s held back on and everyone’s forgot about
10. As a honorary member of the Barmy he needs to keep in line as been in the spot light exposes him to criticism within the community that will make the group all look like hooligans
11. Ari has parents like the rest of us and he wants to do them proud back home
12. Bang will smash a garden gnome over his head if he doesn’t behave
13. Ari just couldn’t live with the shame of been labelled a trouble causer on the forums
14. Jen has promised him a very discreet service if he follows the AUP like a saint
15. McLaren weans out trouble makers as he likes to keep this a nice and clean family forum
16. The Ari Gold you see at Rhino’s games isn’t him - it’s a representation of him on a match day. He is not that person on here we all know that
17. Ari takes ecstasy meaning he’s more of a love maker than a trouble maker
18. Ari gets visits from the god (gateaux)fairy who keeps him in line
19. Loz causes all the trouble on the forums
20. Ari Gold is going to heaven unlike the trouble makers on these forums
21. Ari likes a beer and beer likes him = no trouble at all because that is friendship!
22. Ari is gods gift to been the perfect person to have in front of you when your sitting down at a game
23. Ari gets hard down there unlike King Monkey who is fertile so Ari can have a beer!

I ran over someones foot in Vodka Revs last night as they barged into me.

We both said sorry and went our seperate ways.

It was still a good night though.