Tony Smith is Juan's seasonal pantomime villain this year

Oh no he isn't.

I remember some of smith's interviews as leeds coach, and after some questions he would contort his face into a forced, twisted awkward smile yet looked furious in his eyes, with his head pointed left or right away from the camera.

He's behind you.

(wow that would be creepy)

Tony Smith or Juan Cornetto?

Either way is creepy. But I like to know exactly what to be afraid of.

Juan would be the sensible choice afterwards he'd offer you a full statistical analysis of your performance.

You wouldn't get as many crazy positions as with nantwichexile though.

He only really likes youngsters though

He worked for the BBC in the 60's &'70's don't you know!