Bagged a lift off Greenpeace?

Loz . Does that mean I ain't allowed to slap his head ? BFBB might be a protected species . Certainly one that Darwin would be interested in .

There's no moratorium on slapping whales. So long as you don't harpoon him (which is not really on in a public place anyway) you'll be fine.

Did anyone see BFBB at Wembley ?
I did , and he appeared to be behaving himself . See , I told you he ain't a bad lad . He even got a kiss from a lady wearing a police uniform . A real one , not a fancydress one .
He was next to the Bobby Moore statue for a while before the game .
I sneaked up behind him and slapped him squarely on the back of his big meaty bald head .
Not an action I would recommend anyone else attempting . It didn't half hurt when I got one in return .
Sorry (you know who you are ) , I really did think he was going down there on the train . Travel was supposed to be same arrangement as the previous week to the Quins game .
Were you actually sat next to him on the bus ?
I bet that was fun