Every time I come back I'm treated like the Messiah, I bring a semblance of normality to this forum.

Additionally I live in the adulation I receive via PM's.

One day young pup, if you bring anything to the game you will be able to empathise, for now enjoy the glow of me actually communicating with you.

Mental health shouldn't be played with.

Sorry for making you feel uncomforable.

So uncomfortable in fact that you have to justify your existence to me.

It's sweet really.

What a pair of onions. Its like being ganged up on by pre-pubescent chavlings.

Bless.

Sensitive little tiny rod.

Man up.

Nails, cross, unpleasant spiky hat, spear rammed into side, deserted by all friends?

No turning sh[ii[/it threads into gold.

I think you're confusing your fictional historical figures.

Or he's dumb.

Fail.