There also exists a possibility that there are fairies at the bottom of the garden; that David Cameron is really a socialist in disguise; that Elvis Presley is alive and well and living in a semi-furnished flat in Sagar Street; that the moon landings were shot in the same studio as "The Clangers"; that some galaxies are only ten feet away, but they're really tiny; that we're all the figment of the imagination of a deranged breadcake; and indeed, the tiniest one of all, that you might ever contribute something worth reading on here.

Oh dear, reality is a bitter pill for some people in Castleford!

I don't live in Castleford... how's that for reality? Mind you, since when has reality ever reared its head in your outpourings on this forum?

From "Dave Nosey Parker" Again

All the more reason to not believe the rumours then. The bloke obviously reads this forum before regurgitating the bile into his column. Has he ever got anything right?

If he told me grass was green, I'd go outside to check

Dace Nosey Parker is notorious for being wrong. For a start westy has 2 years left on his contract...

Why not just look out of the window????

He'd be accused of having rose-leaf coloured glasses

Dave 'Nosey' Parker seems to be the only one spouting this rubbish. If it wasn't for him (and the Hull fans) it would die a death like all the previous Westerman rumours.

we have to gossip about something during this off-season!!!!

westerman and chase to hull!!!!!!!!

Any of you guys heard the rumour doing the rounds of Rangi Chase to Leeds in exchange for Rob Burrow?