You'll have to

Most of them with any sense would have stayed at home and watched it on television meeself included, that's the advantage we have over you, we don't have to watch it through Curry's shop window

Laughing at your own jokes isn't a sign you are funny you know...

I wasn't aware I was joking, I was laughing at alfie's silly post about another clubs away support, if you want to hear a reight joke ask alfie baby to tell you the one about how I got my user name, now I am laughing at my own joke