I actually threw an "alan" in there as well! you neglected that one!
At the time of typing I couldn't be bothered googling "Dr Koukash first name"
Appreciated it was in poor taste - I think you'll hear a lot worse than that in day to day life though to be fair.
If not then that cotton wool needs to come off.
Incidentally, have you ever watched "goodness gracioous me"?
There's an asian family on there trying to integrate into British culture. I forget the entire script, but the main guy's name is "dinesh kumar" but calls himself "dennis cooper". It's brilliantly done!
think it might lighten your attitude somewhat
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(or loosen your bum, if I may allude to a previous metaphor)