Quote: El Diablo "I want his job. I can make stuff up too, watch
With all due respect, you do him a huge disservice. There is much more to "Nosey's" journalism than making stuff up. You need a mix of unsubstantiated rumour, pointless anecdotes and shameless self appraisal. Such as:
Whilst in a Batley social club - where the landlord has introduced a new range of pork scratchings that happen to be a favourite of ex-Leeds, Wakefield and Halifax forward Martin Masella when he's in town - I happened to see Keith Senior and Karl Harrison having a quiet pint. Rumour has it that Keith was asking Karl which kind of motorcycle leathers chafe the least, and whether he has any Batley gear available for him to flog on eBay so he can buy himself a new horse. As first reported by myself weeks ago, both Keith and Karl have names beginning with a K...
