I think me and the wife tried the ninja position last week...

She did say something like I didn't even know you were there?????

its were he runs in with the ball and just before he gets tackled jumps 20ft in air spins round 3 times then flying kicks the tackler in the head then says summet to him but the words come out tens seconds after his lips move

lol

If the art of turning a player on his back at the PTB is called turtling a player, then the method of doing this using an ancient chinese martial art must be a ninja turtle surely, add to this a player of say......17,18,19 possibly from cumbria/possibly whitehaven...or maybe even featherstone, doing it, then it becomes a teenage mutant ninja turtle .......ooooooooo i say, i have just had an idea for a kids cartoon

Apparently the RFL will be citing Wendi Murdoch in due course.