Membership to the trust was not included with the names on shirts this year but it was last year

Welcome to the Vertically Challenged Halifax Supporters Society. Sorry it has taken us so long to verify your membership. Here are the kickbacks:

Free Robustastool 6000 (choose between 3 colours)
This handy carry-through hard plastic stool will ensure you don't miss a single piece of the action by having someone's fat head obscuring your view.

Free made to measure replica shirt.
Never again will you have to buy a kids shirt only to find your rotund midriff gives you that beer keg look.

Other membership benefits available on the bar in the East Stand lounge. (Members may not be able to reach).




That's three signed up. You, me and Perry

Count me in. I'm eyeball to eyeball with Perry!

Haven't seen Perry for a while, I understand he has fallen out with Fax.

Now remember all you little people, they don't make diamonds the size of coal.

Bless you John!

Well just got back from Tenerife and watched the Fax TV vid whilst out there. Production looked good and gave me a positive feeling. Haven't been for a good few weeks but sounds like I've missed some okay games recently. Self imposed ban might be over as its killed me staying away. Great to sign Luke on extended terms too so well done Fax. I'm still gonna say things as I see it but will try put my rose tinted glasses on a bit more and lay off KH as much too, try staying a bit more positive....

C'mon you Blues.....

Who are you and what have you done with Chris Smith? Lol.

Whatever he is pal he's still watched Fax for 34 plus years and loves the club. All I want is a successful team / club and i will say how I feel

Sometimes its better to step back, have a break than to force yourself until you really do lose interest

No issues with that, and I have even defended your right of opinion on several previous posts. My post was just a touch of humour.

Glad to hear you have genuinely missed going to games and even happier that you are considering returning.

In the past I've been critical of your stance but actually over the past four months I'm in agreement with the things you've said. There's no doubting your love of the club that's for sure and I'll certainly try and not to throw my teddy out of the pram when you next go on the rampage

Welcome back.

Cheers LR and Co....

Having some time away was useful as I was just getting really frustrated with everything. Missed game day but understand how people get doing something else and don't return. The club can still improve on many many things and communication is one of them. Fax TV is improving every week and well done to Triran for what he's done thus far so that's a step in the right direction. 2nd place is in our own hands now I and that is better than I expected several weeks ago......

Had the pleasure of talking to Luke in Halifax today. He is clearly excited about his future at Fax. I don't think I am giving any secrets away but he would have liked to get back into Super League and had offers, but he says he is happy here and is excited about the future.
Great bloke and surprisingly articulate for a prop mrshalifaxjohn said he was good looking, but hey, what does she know, she thinks I'm good looking.
Great to have him and Steve aboard.
The futures bright,

Well i got my answer in the end
The membership scheme will be ready in two months !!