Top bit of damage control that Rich.

Holroyd is so old he called once the Titanic a "newfangled metal boat" and refused to join the young whippersnappers on it.

Still lovin' that league table though Dalt? When does SOC start his SL recruitment drive? D'ya reckon he'll promote from within the ranks of the yoof?













Neither do I

I hear Toa's been collecting disability benefits for the last two years. A means tested investigation cleared him of any wrongdoing and all claims were legitimate. They've even upped his weekly allowance out of sheer sympathy for his long plight.

Holroyd is so old when he goes to the pictures he still calls it a cinematograph and always tries to pay in farthings.

Got any silverware rich? nah thought not, sixth we may be but the trophy cabinet is bursting lad.

Holroyd is a lazy old man, cant tackle and hasnt got the enthusuiasm anymore, Stanley Beans on his way to the retirment home and Makali A who?

Your wagon has no wheels.

Mate i would rather borrow wheels than have none, your feet must be killing.

Yours keep breaking dont they? Must be down to the coach - anyone called for his head this week?

Rugby league on sky, got to dash, will argue later................

Not sure what to think of the signing to be honest. It's certainly been a weird season so far. Lots and lots to happen between now and October though. Things haven't gone smoothly at all but this is Halifax RLFC - it's what we do best. We've still got an exciting team to watch - frustrating sometimes - breathtaking at others. I'm still happy.

Dont panic , dont panic Mr Mannering