Hats off , your trolling work is quality, always subtle and built up over time rather than going for the quick wind up. Tonka may well return to Fev but it's hard to see Sam being enticed over there.

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Who cares, Karl has recruited well and led us to silverware in year one, I trust in his decisions now and hope we build from here, penky, worrincy, manning , ashall, divorty, ambler, fieldhouse, rettie, aizue, Barlow those who haven't signed I hope they do, Morrison, nanyn got to go, too many injurie problems

Think Morro and Nanyn will be worth a pay as you play contract a piece. Neither had a chance to show what they can do, and Morro is apparently the type of bloke that every dressing room should have, he brings a lot to the squad even when not playing

SH!!!!te didn`t win Euro mills just have to leave it to Rhino (Legend) to do his best.

How very dare you!
I did my A levels in 1979 at Wath Grammar School having spent my entire school days in the same form as the current foreign sec/former leader of the conservative party, William Hague!!
That puts me at 51 ya cheeky bug ger!!!

When Carol (my wife) and I were at School we were absolutely convinced he was. He was a very nerdy looking soul with that droneful boring monotone that became his trademark over the years. He had a friend who was a girl but didn't have a "girlfriend"!
In 2002 he suggested in the press that when he was at school he used to go to the pubs of wath and wentorth (the same places carol and I used to go) and used to sup 15 pints a day!!!! Icannot ever recall seeing him ever in those boozers!
He married Fffffffffffffion in the late 80's. A bit of a sloan i Fffffffffion that wouldn't have looked at him if he sold jumpers on Rovrum market.
Gay?? Dunno. Not really bothered be honest. I'm bothered if he's a nice bloke or a git (don't want to test the swear filter). I'm bothered that as a politician he properly represents the nation (I'm a raging left wing pinko- so it bothers me ). But whether he wears a baseball cap and looks a bit of a cock, or what his preferences are, to be honest doesn't really affect my life. That's entirely his business for me.

No he's not, I should know.

Seriously he has a beautiful wife.
He was Prime Minister before his time but is an excellent Foreign Minister.
I don't think he would want to be Prime Minister again, besides that's going to be Boris.
This summer has repaired all of Labour's damage.
And besides he can drink 10 pints and he wears a baseball hat.