Well I would have suggested that they put it in Pigeon English but there would only be 2 people in the ground able to understand it.

Three. Don't forget Dad.

Oh yes I forgot but even so no dads speak the "same language as there kids do they"?

I hope you don't expect translations into 'Yorky-speak', when you come to LSV?

I do have a phrase book "How to speak Yorkshire" It`s out on loan to the Australian players at the moment.If your good news turns out to be correct quite willing to loan it out to your new signing I hope everything goes ok for you.

That reminds me of a million years ago, I'd just started a business and finance course at Calderdale College and who should walk into the class but a then newly injured John Schuster, i said "alright Schuey, ows the knee", he looked at me with a bemused look and said "erm, I'm sorry, I can't understand you". He was in the wrong classroom too.

Thanks for that. If we get him, that should ease our inadequacies a little, until we find another twelve good 'uns!

Lost track of this thread, but well done to the club for upping the number of programmes ordered for the next game!

Good to see the club being pro active when dealing with this issue

The Fax Trust are more than happy to oblige as it is another area we can all help the club.But please do try to buy one ,if any of youhave thought about it but not yet bought one give it a try this week.I don`t know about everyone else but I am prepared to go the extra mile this year as I want the team to keep improving and I want this feel good factor to carry on.So if you can afford anything like buy a programme ,purchase things from the shop, attend dinners and most important get someone new down to a game which is really no cost to you please do so..It all adds up,we are stuck in this League for at least another 2 seasons after this so lets make sure we`re the best there is , and all do our bit however small. I think all Fax fans deserve a pat on the back for sticking with the team through some pretty tough years, so now it`s "pay back time" lets beat Cas in the Cup match

I've learnt a bit of Yorkshire.....

"How much??!!"

Just brought this back up to the top again to remind everyone about the programmes we have ordered a few more again this week to keep up with demand so please give it a try. We want to keep selling out thank you Fax fans you are brilliant.

That`s not "proper" Yorkshire a"proper " Yorkshirman would say "toooo much"