I'm forming a petition to get him flown over to help fight for a top 4 spot this year. Can I count on your signature Tony ? You know it makes sense. He was such a livewire - turned the game on its head many a time. Come on Tony - sign up. Join us

I will help you to get him over there

That'd be great !! Inject a bit of urgency and pazzazz into our lacklustre displays !! Sorry Tony, I just have to disagree with your sentiments. He would be a great addition.

Danny Jones could do the same if only he was given the chance.

OK OK OK OK!!!!!

Then it would give me great pleasure ... and delight ... that when the inevitable tears arise I will stride on t' Shay pitch after yet another nightmare on shay street and shout "I told you so!". Oh yes.

Half time entertainment ! Sorted !!!

You could have your own cheerleaders.

"Tony Fax, breaks our backs,
Tony Fax kicks us in the nacks.

Tony Fax rah rah rah
Tony Fax, you're a star "

Needs a bit of work, but it's a start on our current half time offerings.

I seem to recall that Ben Black has some UK connection.

He did mention to me last season something about having a visa that gave him right of abode, or something like that.

Bit vague I know, and may have got it wrong, but I think there is some scottish ancestry in the family somewhere.

If we buy him a yorkshire terrier, does that satisfy the criterea?

Or we could relocate to Wales. That should gain us clearence from the rfl.

Double post.

If you help to bring him over, I will bring a motion up in House of Parliment fetch transportation to Aussie back. as I see it we have enough LAZY players at the club why would we want another over payed one JMHO of course?

I wonder if Burleigh Bears would swap him for a Hoare?