Fax 16 Rams 10

I'm going for a Fax win. I've just installed a CUP (Cranial Upgrade Package) which included the optional PGS (Positivity Generator Supplement) add-in.

If this weather carries on will need snorkel and flippers,does anyone know the rules for underwater rugby?

If we lose again & fail to prevent Fev picking up any points at the Shay when they come to us we won't get 2nd spot with our visits to Sheffield & Leigh yet to come. Got to put Thacks on his backside today, he's in decent form but we have Johnston who more than matches his pace on our forwards' shoulders. It's too close for me to call but over the last few years it's been a difficult place to win & a midfield arm wrestle would suit me on that pitch to be honest. I don't think we'll win though but i hope i'm wrong.

We don't do heavy ground. This "summer rugby" lark is proving tricky. It's nearly June. We still have heavy grounds. We should be OK by August though when the whole thing will be pretty much over.

Dont you criticise that nice Mr Harrison

Should be a tester today.

A nice drive down to Kingfisher on Denby Dale road off the M1 junction 39 for a sit down special and chips.

Back up to 38 and down the mad mile for the game that no one can predict the final result but will be a thunderous encounter.

Come on Fax.

I hope I'm wrong because I enjoy Dewsbury away but with this weather I think I'm going to predict a postponement

Huh?

6-8 at half time. Lots of possession. Although, I'm sat in with the Dewsbury fans and every play we have done so far has included forward passes and we've been offside and held them down on every play they have done. I'm sure there is likely to be a coronary or two before the end of the game.

Funny thing is today that people are saying Harrison has signed a new 3 year contract. That really is an atrocious decision by the club at this stage of the season if true.

if it is true they would be best off announcing it after a win.

Some hope!

might just be a 2 year contract then.