Bloody Hell Richie, there's no need for that! You've gone way too far now!!!

Specsavers have plenty of appointments for tomorrow

Oh yes! She will bring everything to the job, great skills and a pin up girl to boot! Maybe she'll employ her other half as an advisor!

Gets my vote!

Impeccable and predictable timing for the soon should be Sir (For services to Sporting Governance) Richard Lewis.
Liabilities high, Assets now including Liabilities and tenants who cant pay the rent, not to mention a game now in effect sponsoring Stobarts instead of vice versa, i'd say his work is done..
The so and so will now probably get lucky and if Murray wins a Grand Slam claim it was down to his governance.
Fear not, Rimmer and Wood can continue his work disjointed from any sense of reality, common sense or professional ability and give themselves a nice payrise.
How ironic its the day we commemorate the Titanic setting sail.
Watch this space.

Should have gone to Specsavers (or any reputable high street Optician) littlerich

I loath that man with a passion, when he read out the 14 super league clubs on live TV i thought coco the clown was going to jump out at any min. The man is a hypocrite when i applied for my amateur club a sport england grant one of the questions was " does your club exclude any person or persons from joining" it was a yes no question it then said if the answer is yes then this grant is not for you. yet in his other role at the RFL they exclude more than half there member clubs from joining the top division

You must not ask where Richard got his conservatory.

I dislike this dressing down, surely Gary could have worn a tie for this photo.

Wimbledon life member to Mr Lewis
Hello old boy, your new aren't you?
"Yes I'm from the North"
"A'h Hendon?
"No Leed's"
"A'h Leeds Castle, Kent, The lovelyest Castle in the world, home of the Duke of Kent"
"No Leeds in Yorkshire"
"Leeds in Yorkshire? Where is Yorkshire?
"200 miles up the M1"
"M1? I know of Mi5 and Mi6 but not Mi1"


"Any way what did you do previously?"
"I worked for the Rugby Football League"
"A'h Rugger, love it, "swing low sweet chariot" Love that Lawrence Delmonte bloke" "Friends in the bath and all that"
"No that's Union, we are League
"A'h yes the League, Saracens are top aren't they?
"No Huddersfield"
"Huddersfield? where's that?"
"Up North"
"A'h Hendon"


"Who did you work with"
"A big fat useless g"t"
"A'h Nigel Wood"

Get it put on the VT John

What the F""k is a VT, I've only just worked out how to use the microwave!
Mind you, can't get premier sports on it.